What can I say about this SOB? Gentleman Caller’s hypnotizing flavor—I MEAN FRAGRANCE— smells like the cleanest ocean breeze, a lumberjack’s aftershave, and a questionable decision you absolutely knew better than to make.
He’s charming. He’s mysterious. He smells way too damn good. He’ll open the door, pull out your chair, and then leave you questioning your life choices.
-because sometimes red flags smell fucking fantastic.